Cinco De Mopar - Lafayette, IN

Rotflmfao at Kristen,
Yes James I sure the fuck hope so.

So get this, didn't even do the side job I had lined up. I was sooooo fucking pissed, I wanted to beat the fuck out of this dude. This cocksucker was supposed to be at my house by 10am. So at 10:45 texted him to see where the fuck he was. Texted me back that his car wouldn't start, that he was going to try again in 1hr. So I'm like wtf, why would it not start now but he will try again in a hr? Then I remembered he had the blow machine in his car because of 2) DUI's and he just got his license back a month ago. Needless to say I went in on his mutha fucking ass, because I found out he was still up from the night before and stopped drinking at 6am. So fucking pissed off!

Here shawn this will cheer you up:









And because I am good sport....

There are more I will get them. I am also uploading the videos now..... muh ha ha ha ha.

We were VERY patriotic this year.

Thank you all for coming.. and Krystn, I was pretty drunk.. I harassed that guy coming out of his hotel room as Jackie was singing with Ray and his Merica shirt! I don't remember much past that...

I declare a tie between Scot and Krystn, poor Scot finally got to let loose because he didn't have to cart Jackie's drunk butt home! And Krystn drank ALL THE LIQUORS! As I was loading my car I asked through the door of the bathroom if she was dead and she said yes. RIP Krystn.

JT was the most drunk I have seen him. Momma Maggie was too. Dave Ford gave us some catwalk. And Ray was almost back to being Jamaican.

I was pretty done too but sobered up fast when we started having doors opened and people glaring at us. But we got it all cleaned up and out of the atrium before anyone said anything to us so that worked. You all did miss me taking my Cubs shirt off (I HAD A TANK TOP ON PERVS) and swinging it above my head in the elevator as I was going to my room. The people that were watching you guys did NOT miss it however so that happened.

You outlasted both of them so you are all good. Plus we can lie to you about things that happened.

Protect your ears....

rotflmfao........are you guys going to be allowed back at that hotel next year????

I don't know if I want to go back to that one. There were some issues that I was not happy about I have to address. But no one said a thing to us while we were there.