Viva Mexico

Checking in from my 2nd home!
Been here about 28 hours and been sober for about 6 of those hours
19 of us tearing it up, everyone and they mama know us on the resort
We the only ones on the beach with a blue tooth speaker, so they either love us or hate us because of the music. Had a guy tell us last night at like 3am that him and his wife were trying to sleep.
My response " so go to fucking bed, what's the problem" lmfao

Lmfao, enjoy you def need it after the last few months.

SAVAGE!!! Enjoy sir

I can honestly say since I have been here (Wednesday) I have NOT drank 1 single drink that did not have alcohol in it. My liver is hating me right now. Little chilly yesterday, like 78 and cloudy...lol

Shawn1112 wrote:

 Little chilly yesterday, like 78 and cloudy...lol

Thanks asshole

^^^^ exactly

Fuck man that was a rough day, it's been 85 and sunny every other day.
Almost asked them to refund my money for the day!
Btw: Woke up 25 minutes ago and just cracked my 1st beer

Back home on U.S. soil!
Had a fucking blast, although I did not leave my room yesterday.
Had a major case of the shits from 2am thru out the whole fucking day.
Ate 3pcs of bread and 6 crackers the whole day.
Took Imodium my stomach laughed at me, tried Peptol again laughed at me.
Not sure if something I ate, or the fact that for 7 days I drank alcohol from time I got up till time I passed out, averaged about 14 hours a day. Did not have one non-alcoholic beverage until yesterday.
Jamaica next January, would love for some Camm members join us one of these years. We will book in June which gives you 5 months to pay it off.

Welcome back biznatch!

Post up the details maybe some of us will be brave.

LMAO!!! I don't mean to laugh at your misery but I couldn't help it. Yeah I am sure the 7 day binge did not help. Where in Mexico did you go? I am headed to Cancun on Sunday and praying for 85 degrees.

Riviera Maya, about 90 minutes south of Cancun, we fly in to Cancun.
We aren't fans of Cancun, too many fucking idiots (beer balls tough guys)
The group I go with (19 of us this year) we will go to jail in Cancun for fucking someone up.
You might get 80ish in Cancun, but usually hotter where we go.
You going with your girl, and is it your first time out there?
What resort, can offer you some tips if u need them

Lmfao, welcome back at least it isn't negative degrees and snowing when you got back

Yeah this is my first time going to Cancun. I've been to Riviera Maya and Puerto Vallarta. Really liked Riviera Maya. Feel free to throw some tips. Going with a group of friends and the lady. Only 6 of us. We ended up booking a deal thru Apple where you know the destination but not the resort until the day off. But guaranteed to be in specific class.

Where in Jamaica next year?

LOL, you dont know the resort till you get there...thats some brave shit.
Shit you have been to Riviera Maya so you should know the drill, but see below
We go to Negril Jamaica (Riu Palace Resort)

1. Bring small bills and a lot of singles if you plan on tipping your bartenders. We are good tippers and get a lot better service than others. Example: We bring big ass mugs (72 oz or bigger) with us to the beach. If we know we are going to be at the beach 4-5 hours drinking, we hit the bartender at beach bar with a $20 bill in the morning. We are good that whole day at the beach bar, top knotch service the whole day. I say small bills because if you shop, they will give you pesos as change, so we like to pay with as close as possible to exact amount with cash.

2. If you guys want to leave the resort, go hang out in Playa (5th ave). I suggest going at 4-5pm and hang out there till whenever, think we were there till around midnight. Tons of bars and restaurants. We ate at Senor Frogs, good time but pricey (6 of us ate and had a few drinks $250).
Best if you just order drinks and eat appetizers as their meals arent worth the money. Do not do Congo Bongo, total waste of time and money. They say its all-inclusive but good luck getting drinks when you want them.

3. If the fellas want to go out to a titty bar, go to Chilly Willy's or Marlins, dont let the cab driver take you too any other place besides those 2. Anything and everything is for sale at both places if thats what you or your friends decide. If not just treat it as a normal titty bar. DO NOT buy drinks for the strippers, they are like $45 each, lol.

4. If your thinking about any excursions just ask me, as we have done just about everything you can do over the years.

5. Totally safe to leave the resort, my son was out till 4am a few nights off the resort with a few of my guys. Dont let anyone tell you different bro, cartels dont want anything to do with you or your money. Weed is shit out there, more seeds than buds, highly suggest you bring your own if anyone is a smoker in your crew. You can bring it on the plane being creative, my guy brought 7 grams with him.

Anything specific just ask bro, hard to know what your plans are.

Shit forgot, never pay asking price at shops or street vendors. If they are asking $70, good chance you will get it for $35 if not less. Remember someone else is always selling the exact same shit down the road.

I went to Nuevo Laredo in '88. Not exactly a "resort".

Did u end up their by accident, or is it similar to Tijuana?