Stupid drunk mistake need help from donkeys!!

So I was driving home from San fransico to Sacramento I was drinking befor I left I think it was approximately a whole bottle of patron I had to pull over to take a piss!! So I pulled over on the next exit and found a lot to pee in! Keep in mind it's 12 in the afternoon! Yes I know it was way too early to drink but what can I say u cnt deney patron! But any ways so I got out and peed realy quick cuz I noticed once I whipped it out that I was facing the main bussy street so I shook it real fast ad jumped in and wanted to get out of their asap! I mad the mistake to pulling out in reverse versus driving straight! I cut the wheel to fast ad clipped a light pole with a cement base! Tore up tr driver side front bumper whole headlight assembly is shot and I believe I heard my side marker hit the floor once I got on the eway! So that's lost! Could use some help on some parts I'm super super short on money as most of you would know,I'm studying in Cali for UTI and i have rent, utilities, carpayment, and tuition to pay and with no JOB! so any help would be alot of help! I believe I called Dartboy yesterday cuz he sent me' some links to find some parts which was a huge help! Thank you and thanks crystal for responding pretty quick today! Hope to hear from y'all soon! Thank you all so much in advance! I do have pics but they on my phone and I dnt know how to up load them to the site but if Dartboy or crystal could be so nice as to uploading the damage my baby sustained!

Wow this is a crazy post. Best of luck fixing up your car and stay away from Patron next time

You my friend are a fucking dumb fuck!!!! Patron at noon, who do you think you are, me??? I thought I was the only asshole that started drinking that early. The only difference is I drive my truck when I'm drinking. I don't care if I fuck that up, also damage wouldn't be as bad. I have a passenger side fender u can have for free if u need it. Also have a rear bumper, but it doesn't sound like u need it. Might have my old headlights, don't think so but will look. Don't u have insurance???

don't think i have any of the parts you need laying around or I'd help ya out man. next time call a cab. it would have been cheaper... or at least make up a different story bro. lol. just tell us you hit a pole by accident or something.

good to hear your alive though. it could have gone worse, you can always fix a car.

No headlights, I just checked.

Well thank you guys! And Shawn I thought I was ready for your level after a couple BBQ but guess not since that fuckin pole creeped up on me!! But thanks for the items! Looked more at it and it's just a head light housing since I heard them this morning hit te floor! Driver side fender is wavy around the wheel well so that's ok but I know it's their and it's gonna kill me! And Jon your right! But a 2hr cab ride would of suck! And thanks!

I have my front fascia (would just need to take off the matte black wrap), hood, and a passenger side headlight (don't know if you need it)......

hipo wrote:

Well thank you guys! And Shawn I thought I was ready for your level after a couple BBQ but guess not since that fuckin pole creeped up on me!! But thanks for the items! Looked more at it and it's just a head light housing since I heard them this morning hit te floor! Driver side fender is wavy around the wheel well so that's ok but I know it's their and it's gonna kill me! And Jon your right! But a 2hr cab ride would of suck! And thanks!

I hate when that happens, fucking poles just jump out of nowhere. Who the fuck do they think they are????

@ moparcharger hey that would be amazing! And I wouldn't mind the flat black look! Cars brilliant black may look nice or not! LolAnd that head light would of been great if it was driver front! but just let me know how much you want for it and I'll pay for shipping as well if you like!

@ Shawn tell me about .....fucking poles! .... They only good wen it got a hoskie on it! Lol

Moparcharger06 wrote:

I have my front fascia (would just need to take off the matte black wrap), hood, and a passenger side headlight (don't know if you need it)......

if your giving up your current wrapped fascia, what do you have planned...

jontoad wrote:

Moparcharger06 wrote:

I have my front fascia (would just need to take off the matte black wrap), hood, and a passenger side headlight (don't know if you need it)......

if your giving up your current wrapped fascia, what do you have planned...

i was questioning the same thing.... Adam has something up his sleeve!!

Must of grown out of it's shell!

jontoad wrote:

Moparcharger06 wrote:

I have my front fascia (would just need to take off the matte black wrap), hood, and a passenger side headlight (don't know if you need it)......

if your giving up your current wrapped fascia, what do you have planned...

I picked up a new one for MEGA cheap I couldn't pass up the deal......

hipo wrote:

@ moparcharger hey that would be amazing! And I wouldn't mind the flat black look! Cars brilliant black may look nice or not! LolAnd that head light would of been great if it was driver front! but just let me know how much you want for it and I'll pay for shipping as well if you like!

@ Shawn tell me about .....fucking poles! .... They only good wen it got a hoskie on it! Lol

The ONLY hang-ups would be two things, I currently have the front spoiler on it (that I'm taking off for my new bumper) so there will be some holes drilled in the bottom of it, AND I have custom eyelids on it that are coming off, so the wrap would look a little funny and have to be removed, so it's you're call man, shipping could range anywhere from $30 and up depending on how soon you'd want it

Moparcharger06 wrote:

jontoad wrote:

Moparcharger06 wrote:

I have my front fascia (would just need to take off the matte black wrap), hood, and a passenger side headlight (don't know if you need it)......

if your giving up your current wrapped fascia, what do you have planned...

I picked up a new one for MEGA cheap I couldn't pass up the deal......

What kind of new one????

ok ok ok ok ok you twisted my arm bro, I picked up an SRT fascia for DIRT CHEAP

Figured that, congrats

So when you buy the wrap get some extra for my billboard experiment

Headtripp wrote:

So when you buy the wrap get some extra for my billboard experiment

Well I am actually waiting for it to arrive LoL BUT I did find a place that is more than half the price for the same material

Moparcharger06 wrote:

ok ok ok ok ok you twisted my arm bro, I picked up an SRT fascia for DIRT CHEAP

You cannot keep a DARN thing secret!

eviltrycycle wrote:

Moparcharger06 wrote:

ok ok ok ok ok you twisted my arm bro, I picked up an SRT fascia for DIRT CHEAP

You cannot keep a DARN thing secret!

he fucked up when he said he got a new one and didn't need his. lol. he should have just said i have one for ya. haha.

Yeah well you know lol Everybody woulda saw it sometime or another lol

Posting the pics for Hipo.

That's not as bad as I expected. Fuck you could of drank at least another half a bottle

Yea possibly! Haha got the check on sat! 1400 for the damage! -300 for deductible! So 1100 to my name to make my girl pretty! Fucked up part now is on my way home from cashing the check yesterday a fuckin pig in a motorcycle ( looked like it had training wheels) pulls me over and impounds my car cuz 1. MY FUCKING TIRES WHERE UNSAFE!! 2. cuz my car was not registered! And that makes no sence wen my tags clearly say 4/12 hhhmmm doesn't that mean my cars registered for 3 more month!? WTF! I told him that and he couldn't give me' an answer! So now i got to pay tow/storage for 3days! Allways happins! Allways! But any ways I should have just enought for what I need now so.. Adam if we could arrange something for your facial I'd really appreciate that! Pm when you get a moment.

Ps thank crystal for the upload you the best!