so i come home from the Starved Rock cruise to find this...

20 minutes before i got home some guy stole a G35 coupe, ran from the cops, crashed at my driveway and missed my truck by inches at an estimated 80mph...

notice how he hit the big ass rock at the end of my driveway and jumped off the rock clearing my driveway and landing in the grass a good 15 feet past my driveway. he cleared the other rock in the air. we don't know where the first rock went. the orange light in the distance is where he made it up to after the impact and the car is sitting sideways over the curb on top of the big sign for the other neighborhood across the main road.



yard sale. inner fenders and undercarriage parts all over my yard.

Holy Shit! ...ummm....awesome? I can't top that...

-vagrant

Holy hell dude.

vagrant wrote:

Holy Shit! ...ummm....awesome? I can't top that...

-vagrant

apparently he got out of the car with a iced late in his hand like nothing happened and tried to claim a yellow mustang was chasing him before the cops started after him (my neighbor has his yellow mustang sitting in the driveway so obviously he looked around and tried to make some shit up) the guy didn't look like he was from around here...

the plates were ripped off the car. we think he might have even stole the iced late. lol.

eviltrycycle wrote:

Holy hell dude.

yea, i had to let my bdubs wings get cold and take pictures. this shit doesn't happen every day...

i was too lazy to walk back up to the corner and take a picture of the busted ass car. it was laying frame all around, i'm sure he blew all his suspension out. lol.

I'm glad no one was hurt! Is that unincorporated Naperville? Looks like DuPage Sheriff checking it out.

That's crazy in a neighborhood to have that happen on a Sunday and no one gets hurt. Around my part of town we've had lots of smash and grabs out of parked cars lately but no complete thefts. Is the G35 from your hood or he just got chased thru?

got snatched from a parking lot near here somewhere. someone said they mentioned the coffee shop near the movie theater on 95th and 59.

Poor wings.
Poor car.

Glad your truck is ok though dude.

eviltrycycle wrote:

Poor wings.

LOL, yeah..the guy doesn't eat anything but a few candied nuts all day and he comes home to this. Its a conspiracy to keep you from eating Jon...

-vagrant

holy shit dude!

Sucks! Nice that he missed the truck. It's wayyy to nice than that g35 that flew by it. But thats just me.

OMG! What the hell??? I can't believe you let your wings get cold!!!!









haha, no but really, holy shit! How lucky for your truck. That really would've been a day ruiner.....

what's a iced late?

inkedup wrote:

what's a iced late?

coffee...on ice...

-vagrant

then it's a iced latte......nevermind

inkedup wrote:

what's a iced late?

its like an iced early, only later.

wait !! WAIT!!!

*you* are giving spellin' lessons now.... ?!!?!?!?!?

yes sir,ther'e an app for that......

Holy shit Jon glad he missed the truck

Damn dude, glad he missed you're truck, and it sucks he fucked up you're yard, but WOW!!!

Thats crazy!!!

Crazy bastard glad everyone is ok....can't believe he missed the truck!

Might wanna move back a little. lol.