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Dartboy
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 |  Subject: DumbAss!!!  August 20th 2012, 9:18 am | |
| while working on crystals car... this kid trying to sell newspapers walks up the driveway... and says "wow nice cars" "is this a v-6? " I reply "no its a 5.7 hemi , v-8! " ohhh hes says "so its a diesel then? " me and crystal  then proceeds to tell us his ol car ....a 72 iroc-z would crush it! then I tell him " oh a 72 iroc huh? they werent out till the 80's" he says "but his had a turbo!!!"  then hes says he wrecked it going almsot 80 mph in the quarter mile and the tire blew right at the end of the race and it went into the wall!! " wow 80 MPH IN THE QUARTER!!!!!!!!!! " and it even had a turbo!!!! hahahaha fuckin morons!  I could of had so much more fun with this but wanted to get back to work! |
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eviltrycycle
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 9:42 am | |
| Its why I walked away. Was laughing to hard to call him out.
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Crystal
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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
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liljoejoe54
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 11:28 am | |
| I wish I was there for that one, lol. _________________ As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride. Amen. |
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Shawn1112
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 12:38 pm | |
| lmfao!!!!!!! _________________ "Dont Talk About It, Be About It" "Get In Where U Fit In"  |
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Hypnotiq
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 1:37 pm | |
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jlg1963
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 2:04 pm | |
| Should have asked if it had heavy duty muffler bearings too  |
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eviltrycycle
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 2:07 pm | |
| I yelled at darty when the kid was talking to the people next door I was going to put 3.5 turbos on my car.
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Crystal
2014 Dodge Durango SXT - stock for now
2007 Dodge Charger R/T - has some stuff done to it
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Speed never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
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Illinois Chaos
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 4:12 pm | |
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Tom C
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 4:49 pm | |
| You got to love children and their little thoughts!!! |
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jesse031081
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 6:24 pm | |
| Its not the greatest sales tactic to start talking crap about your potential customers stuff, but still funny |
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kwoolums
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 9:10 pm | |
| Don't be so hard on him. We all have to learn one way or another. He did say you had a nice car. That is a steping stone. Educate the kid.
Just saying. |
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jontoad
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 20th 2012, 9:41 pm | |
| - Illinois Chaos wrote:
- It had two Dynos
where do i know that from? lol. _________________  2015 Blue Streak Ram R/T w/rambox - Daily driver status 2006 Charger /SRT//8/ - Autocross spec SRT MAX Plus cam, Dominator stall torque converter, AMG blue top shift solenoids, Wavetrack LSD, richmond 3.55 gears, Tein Superstreet coilovers, stack 'chubby'' sway bars, ect... Autocross videos - (((((SRT8 Charger autocross lap.))))) - (((((Edited movie.))))) - (((((Helmet cam lap.))))) |
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Dartboy
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 22nd 2012, 11:03 am | |
| - Illinois Chaos wrote:
- It had two Dynos
that was from the supposed mustang owner I met at the speedway awhile back! |
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Dartboy
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 22nd 2012, 11:04 am | |
| - kwoolums wrote:
- Don't be so hard on him. We all have to learn one way or another. He did say you had a nice car. That is a steping stone. Educate the kid.
Just saying.
no the moral is...dont open your mouth if you have no clue what you talking about! |
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bogieboy
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 22nd 2012, 11:45 am | |
| Bahahahahaaaaa.... My truck does more than 80 in the quarter in stock trim.... |
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Xenon
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 22nd 2012, 1:37 pm | |
| - bogieboy wrote:
- Bahahahahaaaaa.... My truck does more than 80 in the quarter in stock trim....
Sooooo,, what.. Like mebbe a 75.40 et.... hehehhe............. |
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moparmarc
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| | Subject: Re: DumbAss!!! August 27th 2012, 3:35 pm | |
| Thats why for you parents out there, Educate your kids! and dont do drugs while your pregnent...  |
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