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Dartboy
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PostSubject: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 9:18 am

while working on crystals car...
this kid trying to sell newspapers walks up the driveway...

and says "wow nice cars"

"is this a v-6? "

I reply "no its a 5.7 hemi , v-8! "

ohhh hes says "so its a diesel then? "

me and crystal scratch

then proceeds to tell us his ol car ....a 72 iroc-z would crush it!

then I tell him " oh a 72 iroc huh? they werent out till the 80's"

he says "but his had a turbo!!!" crazy

then hes says he wrecked it going almsot 80 mph in the quarter mile and the tire blew right at the end of the race and it went into the wall!!

" wow 80 MPH IN THE QUARTER!!!!!!!!!! " and it even had a turbo!!!!

hahahaha fuckin morons! Head Bang

I could of had so much more fun with this but wanted to get back to work!
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 9:42 am

Its why I walked away. Was laughing to hard to call him out.

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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 11:28 am

I wish I was there for that one, lol.

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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 12:38 pm

lmfao!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 1:37 pm

what an idiot.
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 2:04 pm

Should have asked if it had heavy duty muffler bearings too doh
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 2:07 pm

I yelled at darty when the kid was talking to the people next door I was going to put 3.5 turbos on my car.

Jag.

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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 4:12 pm

It had two Dynos
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 4:49 pm

You got to love children and their little thoughts!!!
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 6:24 pm

Its not the greatest sales tactic to start talking crap about your potential customers stuff, but still funny
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 9:10 pm

Don't be so hard on him. We all have to learn one way or another. He did say you had a nice car. That is a steping stone. Educate the kid.
Just saying.
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 20th 2012, 9:41 pm

Illinois Chaos wrote:
It had two Dynos

where do i know that from? lol.

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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 22nd 2012, 11:03 am

Illinois Chaos wrote:
It had two Dynos

that was from the supposed mustang owner I met at the speedway awhile back!
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 22nd 2012, 11:04 am

kwoolums wrote:
Don't be so hard on him. We all have to learn one way or another. He did say you had a nice car. That is a steping stone. Educate the kid.
Just saying.

no the moral is...dont open your mouth if you have no clue what you talking about!
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 22nd 2012, 11:45 am

Bahahahahaaaaa.... My truck does more than 80 in the quarter in stock trim....
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 22nd 2012, 1:37 pm

bogieboy wrote:
Bahahahahaaaaa.... My truck does more than 80 in the quarter in stock trim....

Sooooo,, what.. Like mebbe a 75.40 et.... hehehhe.............
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PostSubject: Re: DumbAss!!!   August 27th 2012, 3:35 pm

Thats why for you parents out there, Educate your kids! and dont do drugs while your pregnent...

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